Brad, the WoW Temporal Attendant elemental
Brad says: patch me up!
~* totally official *~
THE ENTITIES HAVE AWAKENED

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November 4, 2026 · 3:00 p.m. PST

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EVIL MODE: THE ROSTER BELONGS TO THE VOID

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Role distribution

Roster roles by count.

Class distribution

Roster classes by count.

Cheesecake days

Brad’s projected cheesecake consumption by weekday.

Brad’s raid usefulness index

Interrupts, repair bills, monologues, and useful seconds.

Parse metric

Performance ranking refreshed with roster changes.